10.) “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
– Frank Sinatra

9.) “Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
– Oscar Wilde

8.) "Damn, there's beer on my job application."
-- Brian Tully

7.) "You can never buy beer... you just rent it."
-- Archie Bunker

6.) "There can't be good living where there is not good drinking."
-- Benjamin Franklin

5.) "When that guy turned water into wine, he obviously wasn't thinking of us Duff drinkers."
-- Homer Simpson

4.) "The toque is to keep your head warm in the winter and your beer cold in the summer."
-- Bob and Doug McKenzie

3.) "God bless the Woman who gives birth to a brewer."
-- Anonymous

2.) "They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand."
-- Ben Schwalb

Last but not least....................................The number 1 quote.....

1.) "Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!"
-- Anonymous